Jessica Simpson Tweets Her Post-Baby Cleavage

Musical mama Jessica Simpson showed off her new post-baby curves in this revealing photo posted to Twitter today.

“Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” asked the star, who welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew last month.

Jessica has teamed with Weight Watchers in effort to lose her pregnancy pounds – she reportedly signed a deal worth $4 million with the popular weight loss company – and has been hitting the gym on a regular basis over the past several weeks.

“It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini, but that’s not my goal,” she’s said. “I just want to fit into jeans!”



Filed under: Featured,Jessica Simpson

Photo credit: Twitter

  • Mia

    Was it necessary??

  • Lolo

    No clue why this chick feels the need to overshare every. single. aspect. of her life. Ok, you have ginormous vessels of milk…wonderful. So do I but I just don’t have the urge to post pics of them. Maybe she is going for shock value but it comes across as just plain pathetic.

    • megan

      Well, she is a celebrity and you are on . .. it’s kind of what they do. If you aren’t DOING anything, you need to stay relevant some how. We are talking about her, right? Then it’s working

    • jesse

      Miranda kerr posted a photo of her breastfeeding her baby as the first photo so i don’t know why people are criticizing Jessica Simpson? Would you rather Jessica have the baby breast feeding on her breast like Miranda? Would that make you all happy?

      • Lolo

        I think Miranda’s nursing photo was beautiful, very tasteful….I doubt JS knows the meaning of the word.

  • Me

    I’d rather see a photo of Maxwell, thank you very much.

  • Laurie

    I think she’s crazy . . . just completely, utterly, psychotically nuts. How is it that people like this become so incredibly wealthy in this country??? It sure doesn’t speak well for us as Americans.

    • S.C.

      You are sooo right!! She has 0% class and a HUGE ego. But truthfully , these websites give her exactly what she wants and gets paid for- OVEREXPOSURE!! I’m embarressed for her..

  • ivy

    Nice Jessica…..good to see what you’re proud of. I’d big boobs too if I were fat.

  • Anonymous

    Mine were that size once… and they never recovered from the stretch marks.

    • Anonymous

      Uh….. I don’t see any stretch marks.

      • ivy

        You do know that wasn’t Jessica that posted that comment right?
        The poster didn’t say Jessica has stretch marks, she said SHE did.

        • KatieG

          Wasn’t that the implication though? That the poster’s boobs had stretchmarks, so Jessica’s probably would, too.

          Otherwise, why tell everyone about your own stretchmarks? Who cares?

    • Anonymous

      Can’t tell from the photo but gaining a lot of weight rapidly can cause them and from the looks of her pre-baby pictures, she did seem to pack on quite a bit of weight. Good thing she works for Weight Watchers now.

  • Meghan

    Klass Act

  • mia

    she has SHORT FAT girl boobs, they are ugly sorry but its true, i am medium sized boobed and i would die if my breast got that ginormous…show the baby we dont care about your big old boobs…you have a boyfriend get some class.

    • Veep

      Huh? What are SHORT FAT girl boobs?

      • Mlya

        girls who are short and fat often have excessively large “boobs” hence extra fat

    • anon

      I’m confused. Does she have “short fat” boobs or “big old” boobs?

  • Money

    I’m sure this photo and her comments is because she is being paid to continue with being ditzy and remember there is no bad press in her business! She’s taking it to the bank and she has a inner circle of family and friends who give her the love and support she needs. Jessica is very aware of how she is perceived, she probably cares a bit but, having the wealth is more important.

  • X

    I don’t know which is bigger the boobs or those sunglasses! I would think most of her twitter followers are young men who want to see content like this.

  • kat

    blow up doll.

  • Montana Emery

    Does anyone else think its weird she chose Drew as the middle name? After all, thats Nick’s brother’s name… Just found it a lil odd. Its nice to see she has some confidence after giving birth but really? Dont need to see her ginormous goodies which we all know now hang to her belly button… Ah, the wonderful side affects of pregnancy 😉

  • Gini

    Her boobs are that big because she is nursing and was already big chested to begin with. Even when she wasn’t fat her boobs were huge so people saying “fat chick boobs” don’t know what they are talking about. I hope she does lose all this weight and looks as good as she did in her Daisy duke days. All you ladies must be perfect the way you judge on here.

    • X

      The fact that she is fat now makes them ” fat chick boobs ” which you even acknowledge hoping that she loses all the weight. As far as all you ladies being perfect she opens herself up to the criticism by posting pics like this accompanied with a comment like like that as well. Obviously she’s having fun with it and so is everybody here

      • Gini

        Just because you can say rude things about someone because she opens herself up to criticism as you say, doesn’t mean you should nor does it make it right. She just had a baby and has been going to the gym to lose weight, give the girl a break.

        • X

          Ok, why I’m even responding to you is beyond me but here goes anyway. Ms Simpson posted a pic of her cleavage and compared herself to a prostitute asking her followers if she seemed street legal? I think this opens her up to whatever comments anyone on this blog wants to say.

          • Gini

            LOL I don’t know why you are responding either, guess you just can’t help it. And pretty sure that isn’t what she meant when she said street legal, comparing herself to a prostitute. A joke about whether it is legal to walk about with that much cleavage showing. My goodness I bet you are one uptight person.

          • Anonymous

            Is taht REALLY how you interpreted what she said?!?!?!

            I used almost the same sentence once after I had my daughter, when I was completely engorged and said to my sister, “Are these things even legal?”.

            {People, citizens like “X” get to actually vote. It gives me chills to think about.}

      • MOMOF2

        She just had a baby , that would be why she is fat. Get a life! She is a real woman who splurge a lil when thair pregnant and get chubby , I sure you did the same

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  • Lola

    Didn’t know this was a porn site… :-)=3

  • bean

    I think she thinks she’s being cute, but she always comes across as gross and desperate for attention. This picture is no exception.

  • Bedel

    I think she is just trying to be funny! I had enormous boobs when I was nursing and my friends and I joked about it all the time, I practically had cleavage in a t-shirt! Cut the girl some slack and take a joke!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know if huge boobs make more milk but if they do, she could feed an entire nursery with those. I hope Maxwell is one hungry baby.

  • Hyman

    Lol. I just had my first baby 10 months ago so I totally relate and understand how she feels 😀 I was like … Wth woah. I even look back at pictures and I asked my husband why he didnt tell me to pull up my shirt more 😀 they get HUGE. I’m still breastfeeding but they are normal size now.

  • anon

    She’s like school in the summertime…no class.

  • I could perhaps see some beauty in the photo if her newborn were nursing and included in the photo. But considering the mother took her own photo sans baby and sent it out for all to see, I’m guessing she is very proud of that hideous veiny rack and vacant slack-jawed facial expression of hers. At least no photo of her is as damaging as hearing her sing. Hopefully she will retire to raise a family and we’ve heard the last of her.

    • Anonymous

      Hideous veiny rack? Are you SERIOUS degrading this woman because she has VEINS?!?!?!

      Oh. My. Freaking. God.

  • MOMOF2

    thats what happens when you breasfeed , she already had big boobs and some of yall are a lil jelly, Admit it , not everyone was blessed with boobs, Its ok jellys lol

    • An33

      Considering how saggy her boobs already were prior to pregnancy and how much worse they will become once she is done breast-feeding, I’d say that I am far from it!

  • lucygoosey74

    Oh Jessica, I understand that you need to be relevant, but if I’m ever in the mood to see big boobs I’ll just pull up my shirt. Not in public though, I don’t need to be relevant.

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