Tina Fey: Toddlers Are Total D-Bags!

It’s okay…she’s just kidding!

In her hilarious interview with GQ, funny mama Tina Fey, who’s currently expecting baby number two with hubby Jeff Richmond, offers some real talk on everything from her awkward experience with the breast pump to fighting the global blonde conspiracy by teaching her 5-year-old daughter, Alice, that people have “yellow” hair.

Here’s what Tina had to say…

On her hubby’s problems with poop:
My husband was really good about helping out. The problem was diapers. He never got past the poop. He would do these [gagging noise] Oh God, I’m gonna vomit. Never got over it.

On her R-rated experience with the breast pump:

I would try to pump milk while watching Entourage on demand. And that was the worst possible way to do it. Like, I had the pump on, and I’d hear Turtle on TV: Yo, E, you ever f*** a girl when she has her period? I just sat there thinking: Oooh, this is not how this is meant to be.

On comedian Louis C.K.’s theory that it’s okay to call your kid an a**hole:

I think that any person being an a**hole deserves it. Especially toddlers – they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know.

On all the “Liz Lemon is ugly” jokes on 30 Rock:
It’s never that she’s ugly – I mean, she is sometimes slovenly. But for me, it’s always been kind of the opposite of what people have said about her. It’s about how other men see her, and has nothing to do with how she really is. When Jack is like, “Ugh, you’re a mess,” it’s because of what his brain wants a woman to be. It has nothing to do with the physical symmetry of her size or anything. So no, she’s not ugly. She’s kind of sloppy. But all the clothes that Liz Lemon wears are much nicer than what I would wear on a writing-hiatus week.

For more of Fey’s interview, check out the latest issue of GQ on newsstands now.

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  1. So Tiny Fey who is whip smart fell for that “Gagging Hubby At Poopy Diaper” trick?

    Oldest trick men pull in the book!

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