Help Wanted: Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin ISO Tutor

It looks like Coldplay’s Chris Martin and his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, are looking for a top-notch tutor for their kids Apple, 7, and Moses, 5. Think you’re up for the job?

According to The Sun, the couple placed an ad with Tutors International, and of course, there are some very specific requirements!

Only candidates who are smart, athletic, multilingual, musically gifted, willing to travel the world and work 2 to 4 hours a day need apply. Sounds like horrible working conditions, huh?

A friend of Gwyneth and Chris tells the paper, “They’re looking for someone with amazing qualifications – fluent in languages, able to play two instruments and sporty,” adding that it’s likely the person hired will be Oxbridge-educated.

The lucky individual will work from the family’s home in Belsize Park, North London, and travel with them when needed.

And don’t worry, all travel expenses will be paid for, and won’t be taken out of the $98,000/year salary.

Another perk? A West London flat — also all expenses paid. Where’s a union rep when you need one?

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