From intimate references to her lady parts to giving us some rather unpleasant visuals (“I have swamp a– right now” quickly comes to mind), expectant singer Jessica Simpson has been anything but candid about her pregnancy and changing body. With only a few more weeks to go before she welcomes her daughter, Celebrity Baby Scoop has gathered some of Jess’s most interesting quotes about her pregnancy.
“I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo haa. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!” – Jessica on her pregnancy during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE! in late March.
“I just started calling myself Swamp A–. Like, I have ‘swamp a–‘ right now. I had major swamp a– because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It’s like the bayou up in that region.” – Jessica on her pregnancy during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
“Yes, I am definitely feeling intimate — I’m kind of unstoppable at the moment! The big O is like the biggest O ever!” – Jessica on her intimate secrets during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest mid March.
“She’s in the 90th percentile of weight right now, so she’s a big un. She’s going to be a very big baby, but I guess that’s what I get for letting a baller knock me up.” – Jessica on fearing childbirth.
“I had a buttered Pop Tart this morning. I’m eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n’ Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap’n Crunch. Everything’s filled with sugar.” – Jessica on her pregnancy diet.
“Oh my God, y’all. I just had a daydream that my v-g–a ate a bag of Skittles!” Jessica on her pregnancy dreams.
“This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.” – Jessica on her pregnancy cravings during a segment on The Rachel Ray Show.