During a Wednesday appearance on The Tonight Show, actor Ashton Kutcher opened up about family life with wife, Bad Moms star Mila Kunis, and their two children — daughter Wyatt, 2, and son Dimitri, 6 months.
“It’s weird because girls advance apparently faster than boys,” The Ranch star, 39, explained. “I didn’t know this, but researched early childhood advancement. My daughter is 2½ [and] she speaks three languages; she’s got Russian and Spanish and English. She actually understands and speaks them.”
On the other hand, his baby boy isn’t quite as advanced yet.
“The boy is just like a ‘thuck.’ Just a chunky, like, ‘BAAHHH,’” Kutcher said. “He sounds like a pterodactyl, and he’s not coming around.”
While Dimitri has nailed saying “mama,” Kutcher’s name is still coming along.
“Wyatt, I had her ‘papa’ at 4 months,” he said. “She was like, ‘Papa, papa’ and I was like, ‘Aw.’ The boy is like, ‘BAHHHHH.’”
And it sounds like he’s settled into fatherhood very well.
“The first one, I almost became a doula. I was reading every book. I was ready. I had like a catcher’s mitt on,” Kutcher joked. “This one, I haven’t done anything. I’m like, ‘Well, we didn’t break the first one.’ They’re really durable — that’s what you realize. They don’t break very easily.”
He added: “Now, it’s like you’ve got the kids backwards, reverse hold on the choke, and they’re in the car seat like…sucking on their knee…’Is she alive?!’ You can’t see. It’s gymnastics having children.”